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What do we mean by "100%"? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about, say, 103% - what would you have to do to achieve that? Is it even possible? Some kind person sent us a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions. If ... A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ... can be represented as ... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 ... then ... H - A - R - D - W - O - R - K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% ... and ... K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But ... A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... and ... B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% ... so attitude and bullshit look like the way to go. But there's one thing that'll take you much further ... A - R - S - E - K - I - S - S - I - N - G = 1+18+19+5+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 131% ... so we may conclude with mathematical certainty that, while hard work and knowledge will get you close and attitude will get you there, its the bullshit and the arse-kissing that will take you to the top. And remember ... some people are alive simply because it's illegal to shoot them. either on this site or on the World Wide Web. Copyright © 2009 The GOS This site created and maintained by PlainSite |
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